www.nimbinhempbar.com www.undatoka.com Dave Cannabis.Dave Cannabis.
A.K.A "The Undatoka"

Undatoka's FAQ:

Is there a bathroom in here?
(A1)We are hippies!!! What's a bath?
  (A2)If you mean toilet why didn't you say so?
 (A3)May I offer you the yellow bucket?
 (A4)We share with the Pub (2 doors down, its a big building full of drunken people, but the toilets are usually clean).
Is POT legal in Nimbin?
No, it is illegal in all of Australia.
Do you sell dope here?
(A1)Only "Dopes" call it dope.
 (A2) The pub sells dope. It comes in bottles (alcohol is dope as it makes everyone who consumes it dopey).
 (A3)No.
Don't the police care that pot is sold in Nimbin?
(A1)Shhhh! they dont know!!!
 (A2)Pot is tolerated in nimbin, as about 99% of the inhabitants don't see pot as detrimental to society and so don't make complaints to the Police. Also the Police know, from thier own experience, that it's alcohol and amphetamines that cause most of the damage.
Have you lived here all your life?
No! I havn't lived all my life yet.
May I ask you a question?
You just did.
May I ask you another question?
You just did.
Do you mind if I ask you a silly questoin?
(A1)You just did.
  (A2)Yes I do mind, but ask anyway.
Can I roll a joint here?
I dont know if you can... but you may certainly try.
Is it OK if I smoke a joint in here?
Yes, we encourage that sort of behavior.
Is it 4:20 yet?
Its ALWAYS 4:20 in the HEMPbar, and yes we do accept donations for the 4:20 Joint that is shared by all who wish to take part in our daily demonstration of civil disobedience to the pot laws.
(Indicating an empty seat) Is any one sitting here?
Yes (describes person who asked Q)

Quick observation test:
Who's breaking the law here?

 
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